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the REAL ted limpert


hi! i'm ted, a bicoastal omni-hyphenate.
i specialize in comedy, improvisation and interactive narratives.

fun facts:
• i'm a MUSICIAN — i produced THIS RECORD.
• i'm from syracuse, ny, and have 3 siblings.
 • my fiance and i foster rescue dogs.
 • i love BEER, COFFEE and hot dogs.

the many faced ted:


if it's a professional-fool you seek, then scroll your heart out.
need a badass writer-for-hire? GO HERE. 

the man, the myth, the voice

my voice is the most famous part of my body!

i don't want to brag, but there're a few brands (other than my DAD) that like my voice:

must you hear more? please, be my guest:

in addition to voicing these spots, i also produced them!

i have an isolated recording booth with:

•  macbook pro 2015 laptop
•  akg c214 microphone
•  apogee duet audio interface
•  logic pro x software

 want to hear more?! CONTACT ME (or my reps)!

t-list celebrity

i was recently on THE DETOUR on TBS:


i also bless brands with my contractually-mortal visage:

when i'm not fooling on big networks, i make my own sh*t:


i brew the hottest/weirdest comedy on the web w/ BORT:


well, you can't unsee that. might as well watch these too:

what's that? had enough?! sorry. there's more!

i'd love to be in your thing, CONTACT ME (or my agents)!


contact me, before I contact you.

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commercial rep:
phil cassese // jerry kallarakkal

vo rep:
jason sasportas // marla weber-green

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