writer // producer // voice artist // composer


ted is a wordsmith, with experience in copywriting, screenwriting, social marketing and branding. 


ted is a mildly accomplished singer/songwriter, producer, recordist, composer and multi-instrumentalist.


ted was blessed with the power of speech, which he now uses to pay his rent.


ted is a natural-born storyteller, without fear of killing darlings, protagonists or excessive jargon.


ted is a videophile, with experience creating, producing and editing moving images.


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In addition to being moderately handsome and extremely hire-able, ted limpert knows how to fly (and land) a plane, drive a boat, SCUBA dive, dance bhangra, survive in the wilderness, and count to ten in spanish.

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