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Funny, smart, [whatever you want].  

a chameleon-like wordsmith who's worked in comedy, film, academia, tech and the music industry. i'm fully prepared to write you a clever jingle, a refreshing manifesto, an engaging blog post and/or a compelling headline.  

i wrote this:

BRILLIANT COPY.

with 10+ years of professional writing experience, i'm a natural born jargon slayer.

CONTACT ME if you'd like more information and/or to inquire about my rates!


collection of music.

as a professional composer and recordist, i diddle my fiddle for business and for pleasure. 


ABSURD COMEDY.

a bizarre and interactive, 18-episode post-procedural epoch about a wide-eyed sociopath.

CHOOSE YOUR OWN MCGURSKEY is chock full of public humiliation, hallucinations, dead pets and Kung Fu Jesus.

made in NY with my extremely talented comedy team, BORT COMEDY

featured on TUBEFILTER and STAREABLES.


EERIE DRAMA.

feeling abandoned by his sister, a stubborn young man drowns in distorted childhood memories while simultaneously trying to reconnect.

MY SISTER MOSY (coming soon) is a short film about family, memory and madness. minimal dialogue and surreal imagery/sound reflect the mental imbalance of the main character.

made with the ever-brilliant mr. FILIPE BESSA.

 

CLIENTS and/or PARTNERS

i've worked with production companies, comedy groups, fancy universities and ad agencies.

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POLYMATH

in addition to being moderately handsome and extremely hire-able, i know how to fly (and land) a plane, drive a boat, SCUBA dive, dance bhangra, survive in the wilderness and count to ten in spanish.