actor / writer / etc.

hi! i'm ted. i'm a brooklyn-based omni-threat. i specialize in comedy, interactive narratives and getting weird. if you're interested in my skills as a writer go here. if you'd like to see my work as a professional fool, then scroll on my friend:  


take a look around, and give me a shout if you have any questions.

btw, i made this for you.


you want more, i know you do:

what i've heard...

the chops of Bradley Cooper, the timing of Galifianakis, and the looks of a muppet-version of their lovechild.
— ted limpert
a natural-born storyteller. Aesop of the 21st century. he’ll write your next blockbuster and/or web copy.
— ted limpert