writer - performer - etc.

(scroll forth and tedify)

hi! i'm ted, a brooklyn-based omni-hyphenate.
i specialize in comedy, improvisation and interactive narratives.
if it's a professional-fool you seek, then scroll your heart out.
need a badass writer-for-hire? GO HERE. 

the chops of Bradley Cooper, the timing of Galifianakis, and the looks of a muppet-version of their lovechild.
— ted limpert