writer - performer - creator - etc.

hi! i'm ted, a brooklyn-based omni-hyphenate.
i specialize in comedy, improvisation and interactive narratives.

need a badass writer-for-hire? GO HERE. 
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take a look around, and GIVE ME A SHOUT if you have any questions.

the chops of Bradley Cooper, the timing of Galifianakis, and the looks of a muppet-version of their lovechild.
— ted limpert