the REAL ted limpert


hi! i'm ted, a bicoastal omni-hyphenate.
i specialize in comedy, improvisation and interactive narratives.

fun facts:
• i'm a MUSICIAN — i produced THIS RECORD.
• i'm from syracuse, ny, and have 3 siblings.
 • my fiance and i foster rescue dogs.
 • i love BEER, COFFEE and hot dogs.

the many faced ted:


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