actor // writer // etc.

(scroll forth and tedify)


hi! i'm ted, a bicoastal omni-hyphenate.
i specialize in comedy, improvisation and interactive narratives.
if it's a professional-fool you seek, then scroll your heart out.
need a badass writer-for-hire? GO HERE. 


i was recently on THE DETOUR on TBS:


i also bless brands with my contractually-mortal visage:

when i'm not fooling on them big networks, i make my own sh*t:

and i brew the hottest comedy on the web w/ BORT:

what's that? had enough?! sorry. there's more!

i'd love to be in your thing, CONTACT ME (or my agents)!

the man, the myth, the voice.

my voice is the most famous part of my body!

i don't want to brag, but there're a few brands (other than my dad) that like my voice:

must you hear more? please, be my guest:

in addition to voicing these spots, i also produced them!

i have an isolated recording booth with:

β€’  macbook pro 2015 laptop
β€’  akg c214 microphone
β€’  apogee duet audio interface
β€’  logic pro x software

hire me on:


 you can also CONTACT MY VO AGENT!

get in touch.

contact me, before I contact you.

name *

commercial rep:
phil cassese // jerry kallarakkal
stewart talent

vo rep:
jason sasportas
stewart talent